Saturday, October 31, 2009

What every chef must know

The NONOs in every meal

Porky pork

Chickenny chicken

Fishy fish

Muttony goat (or goaty mutton?)

Coconutty coconut (actually coconutty anything)

Fruity fruit

Sheepish sheep!

The only exception being chocolatey chocolates

Grinning Goat at 10/31/2009 12:19:00 AM pontificated

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Friday, October 30, 2009

A good paper plane

A good paper plane is a little heavy on the head and doesn't have a pointy nose, do you know that?

Grinning Goat at 10/30/2009 05:04:00 PM pontificated

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Nocturne in E flat major

The first time I heard this song, was well in a calculator I used as a kid. It was only at that certain impressionable age, I guess that you don't find a calculator that double as a music box a major source of irritation. At the time I found it highly entertaining and I'd flip the cover just so the song would change. And always, it would come back to this song. Chopin's Nocturne in E flat major. Who would've known a calculator could have such a fine taste?



Grinning Goat at 10/30/2009 03:26:00 PM pontificated

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If

If cells have a fraction of the intelligence their master organism possesses, they'd bloody well sort themselves out according to cell types, much in the same manner kids would line up in the school playground according to height.

There. And who'd need MACS right?

And MACS would probably go bust.

MACS really ought to thank cells for being such a passive and lazy heterogeneous bunch lacking in both intelligence and initiatives.

Grinning Goat at 10/30/2009 02:40:00 PM pontificated

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Gahaha

Grinning Goat at 10/28/2009 12:24:00 AM pontificated

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

O,O

When Stitch joins the KKK



Oh this is the truck we hired to move our stuff for the gig. It's a moving house truck Malay style they said!



There were more space than musical instruments. And there was still even EXTRA space after we all sat our asses down.



And this is the part I like the most:


Our very own lift woot woot! Cheap thrills I know, but hey if thrills can come cheap why go for expensive ones eh? LOL


Grinning Goat at 10/25/2009 10:17:00 PM pontificated

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LOL

R: Wedy, do you know if Viagra works in women?
Wedy: no
R: it doesn't
Wedy: How do you know?
R: I tried it
Wedy: O,O
R: Hahaha just kidding I read it in a journal
Wedy: I don't believe you. First impression never lies

Grinning Goat at 10/25/2009 09:55:00 PM pontificated

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Boycott

You can't be another Whitney Houston because Whitney Houston already existed.

You can be a Jason Mraz ripoff but you can't be Jason Mraz (or as Sheegoon so elegantly put it, you can't be another Chikuen, you can only be a Chokuen huahahaha)

No amount of originality whatsoever in their blood. I see some hopes actually but instead of being commended for their attempt to sound original, they're criticized for something which I found to be a MUCH LESS SEVERE offence than lack of originality.

In American idol, pulling off a whitney-look-alike performance is going to get you thrashed, in here? it gets you praised.

There really is no reason to watch Singapore Idol. If it's any indication, the very fact that Hadi Mirza won ASIAN idol is enough grounds for me to boycott ASIAN (and therefore SINGAPORE) Idol for good.

Grinning Goat at 10/21/2009 08:45:00 PM pontificated

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Empty plots

Carman left for Hongkong yesterday to watch the S.H.E concert

Renee: you can go steal her crops now
R: they're still there?
Renee: yeah she isn't online
R: whoah she was always online..
Renee: She forgot to plant yesterday there were 3 empty plots I was so surprised
R: Huahahaha probably at the airport and in the middle of harvesting she heard the annoucement "paging passenger Carman Lo...Paging passenger Carman Lo please proceed to gate E for immediate boarding"
Renee: "Stop farming now or your wifi will be disconnected"

Grinning Goat at 10/16/2009 12:44:00 PM pontificated

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Blueprint of my dream house LOL

It's almost accurate lol



Grinning Goat at 10/13/2009 09:01:00 PM pontificated

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What's the biggest environmental risk in your community?

Grinning Goat at 10/13/2009 08:55:00 PM pontificated

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LMAO

Dex: http://fatpita.net/?i=649
R: what's that dex? stop spamming me lol
Dex: it will give you inspiration
R: O,o
R: HUAHAHAHAHA Pein the racist would love this

so I did take a look. It was this:


Grinning Goat at 10/13/2009 08:33:00 PM pontificated

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Monday, October 12, 2009

Allegro Cantabile

Grinning Goat at 10/12/2009 10:35:00 PM pontificated

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Friday, October 09, 2009

LOL

Grinning Goat at 10/09/2009 11:27:00 AM pontificated

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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

O,O

I wanted to upload this picture I found amusing but Blogspot is being SUCH AN ASS right now I've decided to just head off to bed. I don't get sleep deprivation waiting for blardy blogspot to load some stupid picture. No matter how amusing it is.

Grinning Goat at 10/06/2009 11:43:00 PM pontificated

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Dex and 500 diamonds

Dex: I've got this pen ross, it's got 500 small diamonds inside. It's so blingy. How much u think it costs?
R: LOL is it one of those cheap bling bling pens
Dex: no how can it be cheap when its got diamonds
R: if there's 500 of em it's probably fake LOL
Dex: nah it looks awesome. Got it for free,from this jeweler's shop. So i wanna know how much it costs so i wanted u to take a guess
R: if you got it FOR FREE, it must be cheap dex LOL so I'm guessing 2 bucks
Dex: THERES DIAMONDS ROSS. Well, a girl gave it to me
R: PEOPLE DON'T GIVE AWAY 500 DIAMONDS
Dex: i was kinda flirting with her lol
R: EVEN SO
Dex: and well i bought some fancy jewelry from there
R: it's probably just crystals
Dex: and she was like oh u can have this pen for free VIVA LA DIAMONDS
R: 2 bucks dex lol
Dex: lol dont like u no more ross, u shudda at least humored me ;_; u shudda said
yep ur a millionaire

Grinning Goat at 10/06/2009 11:38:00 PM pontificated

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Monday, October 05, 2009

Hologram

Omg if you check out this video at youtube you'd see these people commenting about how the guitarist looks like Jerry Yan.

Omg =,= this is just exactly WHY this song sounds WAY better on 100% audio with no visuals.



Grinning Goat at 10/05/2009 10:54:00 PM pontificated

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Saturday, October 03, 2009

Hotdogbush whoopdeedoo

A while back I was addicted to this game. Today I had a craving for it and managed to find it again!

www.2DPlay.com

Grinning Goat at 10/03/2009 01:39:00 AM pontificated

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Thursday, October 01, 2009

blasphemous

Heaven must have durians. If it doesn't, what would be the point of heaven?

LOL ok that sounds blasphemous but you gotta understand, my tongue seriously has just been bribed.

Grinning Goat at 10/01/2009 07:48:00 PM pontificated

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Blurb

Grinning Goat at 10/01/2009 05:16:00 PM pontificated

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*Burp*

Renee:...but drivers from indo are pro eh
Me: yea but I don't even drive there lol
Carman: in Canada they make it really hard now to get the full driving license
Maryam: why?
Carman: because the accident rate is high because they allowed sixteen year olds to drive. I've been driving since I was 16
Me: Whaaa at 16 I was still in school, with a runny nose
Renee: that sounds like me when I was 8

Grinning Goat at 10/01/2009 02:27:00 PM pontificated

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