Saturday, September 26, 2009

PINK

R: pink it's like red but not quite
Pein: pink is the female red
R: LOL LIESSSSSSSS
Pein: I swearrrrrr

Grinning Goat at 9/26/2009 09:33:00 PM pontificated

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Less Cinderella and more Charley and the chocolate factory

So. Who says catching a rabbit is all cinderella-ish? It's less Cinderella and more Charley and the chocolate factory if you ask me. In other words, less grand and more uh poop.

Grinning Goat at 9/24/2009 12:08:00 AM pontificated

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

HOLLY COW

If you're so hell bent on drowning, at least drown because you have a leg cramp? and not because you didn't even try to swim ashore?

If you're lazy, at least don't be picky?!! Not so much because beggars can't be choosers. More like, beggars SHOULDN'T BE choosers.

Christ. See if one of my veins is going to pop nowadays.

Grinning Goat at 9/23/2009 11:58:00 PM pontificated

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Bad reputation

Taking it with a pinch of salt? Try taking it with gallons of salt. With high enough dose to induce hypertension and put MSG to shame. Try that.

Grinning Goat at 9/23/2009 11:55:00 PM pontificated

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

O,O NOOOOOOOOOO I'm not an oldie fannnnnnn nooooooooooo

Grinning Goat at 9/20/2009 04:42:00 AM pontificated

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

LOLLL

R: I feel lazy
Wedy: yea you're so lazy until you wore your pyjamas wrongly
R: (looking down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why didn't you tell me earlier no wonder it's so uncomfortable
Wedy: because I just see it now hahahahaha and why would I be looking at your back?
R: because there's a button on it?

LOL

Grinning Goat at 9/16/2009 09:31:00 PM pontificated

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Cranky

Blogspot is such an old auntie. It's SOOOOOOO CRANKY every time. Like right now. Sheeeeessshhh. It deprives me of COLOURS. Stupid blogspot. Give me my colours back.

I'm disturbed by the lack of colours (and shortcuts for bold/italic fonts and shortcuts for uploading images and shortcuts for saving draft -so you see that's A LOT OF FLAW caused by blogspot's crankiness) so I'll keep this short.

What I wanted to say was: t-shirt with white dots that make people think you have dandruff is just really bad design

Grinning Goat at 9/16/2009 07:47:00 PM pontificated

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

D.R.A.M.A

I don't get how anyone can create drama in five episodes but someone clearly did. Amazing.
And I'm such a sucker for drama too.

Grinning Goat at 9/13/2009 04:10:00 PM pontificated

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

aH

When you don't feel good about doing something, it could be because you shouldn't. Your body's fail-safe mechanism do you think?

Don't feel good doing nothing. That's cuz you probably should do something.
Don't feel good about stealing. You shouldn't

Well, I for one don't feel good running. That's cuz I probably shouldn't. HAHAHAHAHA

Grinning Goat at 9/12/2009 10:30:00 PM pontificated

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Friday, September 11, 2009

Non-sense

R: the point is HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW WHATS LIGHT PINK AND HEAVY PINK? What if to my pink sensitive eyes that is TOO PINK and to sheegopon's pink trained eyes (trained by you)it's just MILD PINK or something
Wedgie: i guess ppl can tell cos they dun turn blind by the very sight of pink
Wedgie: u noe, when i do my laundry here, then i realise that i have more pink shirts than any other colour..
R: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW are you blind everyday huh
Wedgie: im sorry ross, i guess i was the cause of ur blindness that led to ur blurness
R: HAHAHAHAHAHA but IM NOT BLINDDDDDDDD. Just slightly visually picky

Grinning Goat at 9/11/2009 11:32:00 AM pontificated

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Dreams

Some dreams die as you age. Some, are conceived.

Grinning Goat at 9/09/2009 11:27:00 PM pontificated

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Thursday, September 03, 2009

The p word

I was watching Elsie cut out 4 strips out of rabbit penis (and yea they're too cute to die, but if you wanna go into cuteness who says my rats are any less cute just because they're not so furry).

Penis.

That's what I want to talk about today. See, I used to try avoiding using the word itself even if I DO have to talk about it. Phallus? Whatever-That's-Down-There. The shaft. You know, whatever works.
But now that I'm half a year in in this sexual pharmacology lab, it just gets really inconvenient, for obvious reasons.

Penis is just a penis. Just another body part. Okay, it's a private part. But it's just a part, like any other public parts.

Anyway, that's the idea. That the word itself is always harmless and that whatever you'd eventually grow to hate (or like) is never the word and always the context surrounding it.

Like the F word (I could theoretically spell it out but then it'd probably mean my blog can't pass through those parental control filters because my blog will be mistaken as one of those vulgar sites and that's bad cuz then kids won't be able to come read this and this is very educational HA HA)for example. Theoretically, it just means an act of copulation. Which is natural and makes sense biologically if humans, being the arrogant species that we are, were to continue our reign over the kingdom of earth. The F word just grew to be perceived as vulgar over time because some people probably started using it for vulgar purposes.

So. Whatever. It's not the p word or Whatever-That's-Down-There. It's just a penis. Gee

Grinning Goat at 9/03/2009 01:07:00 PM pontificated

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You and your generation

"You and your generation with your tattoos and bling bling and facebook and bubble tea"

LOL. That about sums up our generation.

Gotta love Tan Kheng Hua

Grinning Goat at 9/03/2009 01:06:00 PM pontificated

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