Friday, December 22, 2006

Tiger and Puma

They smell bad. They pee all the time. Me uncle's german shepherds. Are they really from germany? There are good looking dogs and bad looking dogs. Tiger's a handsome fella. Puma's not bad except that he likes to roll in the mud and at first glance I thought he looked pretty dumb.

And then these two aunties passed by. One of them was asking, ah what year is it next year, is it the year of the boar? Hmmm I think not, I saw it on tv yesterday it was the year of uhhh…what is it…erhh… well, I know for sure it's not the year of the boar. And as she pondered for a moment that fact, we all just went hmmmmmmmm for pretty long, nobody willing to crush her image on the local tv station.
After awhile, she moved on to another topic "g ini mirip papa yah"
And then the other auntie said "ya iyah atuh mirip papa, masa mirip tetangga?"

After the morning walk hill climb, we were brought to this strawberry field. It was quite different from what I had in mind. Surely, the Beattles in their song also imagine it to be a place where strawberry (what is it called, strawberry bushes or trees? ferns? Obviously I should pay more attention in class) grows free in a vast expanse of land? Turns out it grows in small pots in the form of sacks (well it looked like cement sacks to me). Actually it shouldn't be surprising. Manageable pest control, easier management of plant nutrients. It just kind of kills the fun when strawberry plants start growing on pots and you can't pick the fruits at will because the uncles there would stare at you and you have to resort to buying strawberries with odd shapes that you thought look like how a tumor would look like, thinking if they're genetically modified, wondering if that should matter at all when they smell and taste so damn good.

I just don't understand something. What is it with naming german shepherds the great cats of this world? Isn't it like a betrayal of some kind to the dogs? Like naming your kid Mc.Donald when your dad's the owner of KFC. Aren't they more wolfish than feline more than anything?

Grinning Goat at 12/22/2006 04:01:00 PM pontificated

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Pirate the pirated – ultimate cheapskate-ness

What you think is right isn't always right in the general scheme of things. Doesn't this mean that you're always on a losing end if you're a mother? But then again if you want to win all the time you can’t be a mother. Hmm you can be a mother-in-law.

Grinning Goat at 12/22/2006 03:59:00 PM pontificated

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Absolutely state of the art

Anger could drive you up to the top of the mountain. It really could. Probably even better than creatine phosphate, glycogen, fat or whatever carbo shite they taught you in school.
Anyway I saw this sticker on this guy's motorbike at the side of the road. It says "absolutely state of the art" which I found to be entirely inappropriate considering the state of his bike.

Grinning Goat at 12/22/2006 03:58:00 PM pontificated

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Oh so that's what it says

This guy: are you an easily angry person?
Kaka: erhh not really, why?
This guy: (pointing at her t-shirt)

So she looked at her t-shirt. And as she told me this I looked at that t-shirt (which I brought back from Thailand - the land of funny funny t-shirt). And for the first time I saw that that t-shirt has a hand crushing a bird on its front. So obviously there's such an important thing as checking out a T-shirt for properties other than its colour, cut and size.

Grinning Goat at 12/22/2006 03:56:00 PM pontificated

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Mr singnet sir

Mr Singnet sir came around yesterday. Didn't look very professional. Asked me where th cursor of the mouse is and where the Internet explorer button is. Complained it's the PC that's problematic because it's painfully slow (thanks to my brother playing dota so it's taking forever to close) but anyway it WAS the singnet line somewhere between here and the neighbouring building. And now that this is fixed the router gets screwed.

Japanese makes very good rock song I realise. But anyway any rocker with any sense at all should listen to Avenged sevenfold's MIA. It's very dynamic. Reminiscent of Dream Theatre. Love every minute of it.

1. Avenge Sevenfold's MIA
2. Satriani's Summer song
3. Bryan Adam's Summer of 69

Go and have a listen. In that order.

Fucking mental. me.

Grinning Goat at 12/02/2006 11:35:00 PM pontificated

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